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    ```#include
    #include <cstdio>
    #include <string>
    #include <algorithm>
    #include <cmath>
    #include <cstdlib>
    #include <ctime>
    #include <windows.h>
    #include <conio.h>
    #include <bitset>
    using namespace std;
    #define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME) ((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME) & 0x8000) ? 1:0)
    #define KEY_DOWM(vk_c) (GetAsyncKeyState(vk_c)&0x8000?1:0)
    void color(int a){
        SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE),a);
    }
    void HideCursor(){
        CONSOLE_CURSOR_INFO cursor_info = {1, 0}; 
        SetConsoleCursorInfo(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), &cursor_info);
    }
    void block(int x,int y){
        HANDLE   hCon;
        hCon = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);  
        COORD   setps;
        setps.X = x;
        setps.Y = y;
        SetConsoleCursorPosition(hCon,setps);  
    }
    bitset<128>pre;
    bitset<128>down;
    void pan(char c){
        bool hahbhchdhehfhg;
        if(c == 'w'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_UP))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else if(c == 's'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_DOWN))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else if(c == 'a'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_LEFT))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else if(c == 'd'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_RIGHT))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else if(c == '1'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_NUMPAD1) && !KEY_DOWN('1'))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else if(c == '2'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_NUMPAD2) && !KEY_DOWN('2'))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else if(c == '3'){
            if(!KEY_DOWN(VK_NUMPAD3) && !KEY_DOWN('3'))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }else{
            if(!KEY_DOWN(c))hahbhchdhehfhg=0;
            else hahbhchdhehfhg=1;
        }
        if(hahbhchdhehfhg)down[c]=1;
        else down[c]=0;
    }
    bool check(char c){
        if(down[c] != pre[c]){
            pre[c] = down[c];
            if(down[c]){
                return true;
            }
        }
        return false;
    }
    int heng[31] = {0, 1, 4};
    int shu[31][101] = {{0},
    {0, 1, 2, 3, 4},
    {0, 1},
    {0, 1}
    };
    string hengs[31] = {"0", "营火", "小村庄", "科学", "成就", "工坊", "贸易", "独角兽"};
    string shus[31][101] = {{"0"}, 
    {"0", "采集猫薄荷", "猫薄荷田", "锻造木头", "小屋", "图书馆", "粮仓", "矿井", "工坊"},
    {"0", "伐木工", "农民", "学者", "猎人", "矿工"},
    {"0", "日期", "农业", "箭业", "采矿", "畜牧业", "金属加工", "行政部门", "数学", "建筑业"}
    }; 
    int shus1[101] = {0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8};
    int shus2[101] = {0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5};
    bool z1[1010];
    int hengl = 2, shul[31] = {0, 4, 0, 1};
    int x = 1;
    int y = 1;
    int zz11 = 1;
    double zz12[101][5] = {{0}, {0, 0}, {0, 10}, {0, 100}, {0, 5}, {0, 25}, {0, 70}, {0, 100}, {0, 100, 400}};
    int zz13[101] = {0, 0, 1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 2, 302};
    string zz14[31] = {"0", "猫薄荷", "木头", "矿物"};
    int zz15[101] = {0};
    int zz16[101][5] = {{0}, {0, 0}, {0, 10}, {0, 100}, {0, 5}, {0, 25}, {0, 70}, {0, 100}, {0, 100, 400}};
    double zz17[101]  = {0, 0, 1.12, 0, 2.5, 1.15, 1.25, 1.15, 1.15};
    bool zz31[101];
    int zz32[101] = {0, 30, 100, 300, 500, 500, 900};
    int zz33 = 1;
    int zz21[10];
    int zz22 = 0;
    int zz23 = 1;
    double bohe1 = 0;
    double mutou1 = 0;
    double keji1 = 0;
    double catli1 = 0;
    double kuangwu1 = 0;
    int cat1 = 0;
    int cat2 = 0;
    int bohe2 = 5000;
    int mutou2 = 200;
    int keji2 = 500;
    int catli2 = 150;
    int kuangwu2 = 250;
    bool maopi1 = false;
    double maopi = 0.0;
    bool xiangya1 = false;
    double xiangya = 0.0;
    bool xinqing1 = false;
    int xinqing = 100;
    int tim0 = 0, tim1 = 1, tim2 = 1, tim3 = 0;
    int timm1 = 0, timm2 = 0; 
    string tim[5] = {"0", "春季", "夏季", "秋季", "冬季"};
    bool h1 = true;
    
    bool pai1(int x1, int y1){
        return shus1[x1] < shus1[y1];
    }
    
    bool pai2(int x1, int y1){
        return shus2[x1] < shus2[y1];
    }
    
    void output(double x){
        if(x >= 1000000){
            x /= 1000000;
            if((int)x != x){
                if((int)(x * 10) / 10.0 != x){
                    printf("%.2fM", x);
                }else{
                    printf("%.1fM", x);
                }
            }else{
                cout << x << "M"; 
            }
        }else if(x >= 10000){
            x /= 1000;
            if((int)x != x){
                if((int)(x * 10) / 10.0 != x){
                    printf("%.2fK", x);
                }else{
                    printf("%.1fK", x);
                }
            }else{
                cout << x << "K"; 
            }
        }else{
            if((int)x != x){
                if((int)(x * 10) / 10.0 != x){
                    printf("%.2f", x);
                }else{
                    printf("%.1f", x);
                }
            }else{
                cout << x; 
            }
        }
    }
    
    void output00(){
        int m1 = 3;
        if(xinqing1){
            color(13);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "幸福度:" << xinqing << "%";
            m1++;
        }
        color(15);
        block(1, m1);
        cout << "                    ";
        block(1, m1);
        cout << "猫薄荷:" ;
        if(bohe1 > bohe2){
            bohe1 = bohe2;
        }
        if(bohe1 >= bohe2 * 0.9){
            color(14);
        }
        output(bohe1);
        color(7);
        cout << "/";
        output(bohe2);
        m1++;
        color(15);
        block(1, m1);
        cout << "                    ";
        block(1, m1);
        cout << "木头:";
        if(mutou1 > mutou2){
            mutou1 = mutou2;
        }
        if(mutou1 >= mutou2 * 0.9){
            color(14);
        }
        output(mutou1);
        color(7);
        cout << "/";
        output(mutou2);
        m1++;
        if(zz31[4]){
            color(15);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "矿物:";
            if(kuangwu1 > kuangwu2){
                kuangwu1 = kuangwu2;
            }
            if(kuangwu1 >= kuangwu2 * 0.9){
                color(14);
            }
            output(kuangwu1);
            color(7);
            cout << "/";
            output(kuangwu2);
            m1++;
        }
        if(zz31[3]){
            color(15);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            color(12);
            cout << "猫力:";
            if(catli1 > catli2){
                catli1 = catli2;
            }
            if(catli1 >= catli2 * 0.9){
                color(14);
            }else{
                color(15);
            }
            output(catli1);
            color(7);
            cout << "/";
            output(catli2);
            m1++;
        }
        if(zz15[5] > 0){
            color(15);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            color(11);
            cout << "科技点:";
            if(keji1 > keji2){
                keji1 = keji2;
            }
            if(keji1 >= keji2 * 0.9){
                color(14);
            }else{
                color(15);
            }
            output(keji1);
            color(7);
            cout << "/";
            output(keji2);
            m1++;
        }
        if(cat2 > 0){
            color(15);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "小猫:";
            if(cat1 == cat2){
                color(14);
            }
            cout << cat1;
            color(7);
            cout << "/" << cat2;
            m1++;
        }
        if(maopi1){
            color(15);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            color(13);
            cout << "毛皮:";
            color(15);
            output(maopi);
            m1++;
        }
        if(xiangya1){
            color(15);
            block(1, m1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, m1);
            color(13);
            cout << "象牙:";
            color(15);
            output(xiangya);
            m1++;
        }
    }
    
    void output01(){
        color(15);
        for(int i = 4; i <= 23; i++){
            block(20, i);
            cout << "                         ";
        }
    }
    
    void output02(){
        color(15);
        if(tim3 == 18){
            tim3 = 0;
            tim2++;
        }
        if(tim2 == 100){
            tim2 = 0;
            tim1++;
        }
        if(tim1 == 5){
            tim1 = 1;
            tim0++;
        }
        if(zz31[1]){
            block(1, 1);
            cout << "                    ";
            block(1, 1);
            cout << "第" << tim0 << "年," << tim[tim1] << "第" << tim2 << "天";
        }else{
            block(1, 1);
            cout << tim[tim1];
        }
    }
    
    void output0(){
        for(int i = 1; i <= hengl; i++){
            if(i == x){
                color(0 + 15 * 16);
            }else{
                color(15);
            }
            block(i * 8 + 20, 1);
            cout << "       |";
            block(i * 8 + 20, 1);
            cout << hengs[heng[i]];
            block(i * 8 + 20, 2);
            cout << "-------|";
        }
    }
    
    void output13(){
        block(43, zz11);
        color(15);
        cout << "                     ";
        block(43, zz11 + 1);
        cout << "                     ";
        block(43, zz11 + 2);
        cout << "                     ";
    }
    
    void output12(int x1){
        color(15);
        if(shu[1][y] == 1){
            block(43, x1);
            cout << "1.采集";
        }else if(shu[1][y] == 3){
            block(43, x1);
            cout << "1.锻造100猫薄荷";
        }else{
            block(43, x1);
            cout << "1.建造";
            int i = 1;
            while(zz12[shu[1][y]][i] != 0){
                block(49, x1 + i - 1);
                output(zz12[shu[1][y]][i]);
                cout << zz14[zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2)))];
                i++;
            }
        }
        zz11 = x1;
    }
    
    void output11(int y1){
        for(int i = 1; i <= 5; i++){
            if(i > shul[1]){
                break;
            }
            if(y1 + i == y){
                output12(i * 3 + 1);
                color(0 + 15 * 16);
            }else{
                color(15);
            }
            block(25, i * 3 + 1);
            cout << "╭——————╮";
            block(25, i * 3 + 2);
            cout << "|              |";
            block(27, i * 3 + 2);
            cout << shus[1][shu[1][y1 + i]] << "(" << zz15[shu[1][y1 + i]] << ")";
            block(25, i * 3 + 3);
            cout << "╰——————╯";
        }
    }
    
    void output1(){
        if(x != 1){
            cout << "???";
            Sleep(500);
            return;
        }
        output13();
        if(shul[1] <= 5){
            output11(0);
        }else if(y < 3) {
            output11(0);
        }else if(y > shul[1] - 2){
            output11(shul[1] - 5);
        }else{
            output11(y - 3);
        }
    }
    
    void output31(int x3, int y3){
        if(x3 == y){
            block(43, x3 * 3 + 1);
            if(zz31[shu[3][y3]]){
                cout << "已研发";
            }else{
                cout << "1.研发"; 
                output(zz32[shu[3][y3]]);
                cout << "科技点";
            }
            color(0 + 15 * 16);
            zz33 = x3 * 3 + 1;
        }else{
            color(15);
        }
        block(25, x3 * 3 + 1);
        cout << "╭——————╮";
        block(25, x3 * 3 + 2);
        cout << "|              |";
        block(27, x3 * 3 + 2);
        cout << shus[3][shu[3][y3]];
        block(25, x3 * 3 + 3);
        cout << "╰——————╯";
    }
    
    void output3(){
        color(15);
        block(43, zz33);
        cout << "                       ";
        int x3 = 1;
        for(int i = 1; i <= shul[3]; i++){
            output31(x3, i);
            x3++;
        }
    }
    
    void output2(){
        color(15);
        block(43, zz23);
        cout << "                       ";
        block(43, zz23 + 1);
        cout << "                       ";
        block(43, zz23 + 2);
        cout << "                       ";
        for(int i = 1; i <= shul[2]; i++){
            if(i == y){
                block(43, i * 3 + 1);
                cout << "1.加";
                block(43, i * 3 + 2);
                cout << "2.减";
                if(shu[2][i] == 4){
                    block(43, i * 3 + 3);
                    cout << "3.派出猎人";
                    if(catli1 > 199){
                        cout << "×" << (int)(catli1 / 100);
                    }
                }
                color(0 + 15 * 16);
                zz23 = i * 3 + 1;
            }else{
                color(15);
            }
            block(25, i * 3 + 1);
            cout << "╭——————╮";
            block(25, i * 3 + 2);
            cout << "|              |";
            block(27, i * 3 + 2);
            cout << shus[2][shu[2][i]] << "(" << zz21[shu[2][i]] << ")";
            block(25, i * 3 + 3);
            cout << "╰——————╯";
        }
    }
    
    void output_1(){
        if(heng[x] == 1){
            output1();
        }else if(heng[x] == 3){
            output3();
        }else if(heng[x] == 2){
            output2();
        }
    }
    
    int main( ){
        system("mode con cols=70 lines=25");
        color(15);
        HideCursor();
        Sleep(1500);
        cout << "欢迎来到(高仿版)猫国建设者!" << endl;
        Sleep(1000);
        cout << "   //本游戏原型为 https://likexia.gitee.io/cat-zh#/" << endl;
        Sleep(500);
        cout << "   //本游戏由XTW蒟蒻编制而成" << endl;
        Sleep(500);
        cout << endl << "请按任意键继续……";
        char zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz = getch();
        system("cls");
        output0();
        output00();
        output1();
        while(true){
            output00();
            output02();
            pan('w');
            pan('s');
            pan('a');
            pan('d');
            pan('1');
            pan('2');
            pan('3');
            if(check('w')){
                if(y > 0){
                    y--;
                    output_1();
                }
            }else if(check('s')){
                if(y < shul[heng[x]]){
                    y++;
                    output_1();
                }
            }else if(check('a')){
                if(y == 0 && x > 1){
                    x--;
                    output0();
                    output01();
                    output_1();
                }
            }else if(check('d')){
                if(y == 0 && x < hengl){
                    x++;
                    output0();
                    output01();
                    output_1();
                }
            }else if(check('1')){
                if(heng[x] == 1){
                    if(shu[1][y] == 1){
                        bohe1 += 1;
                    }else if(shu[1][y] == 3){
                        if(bohe1 >= 100){
                            bohe1 -= 100;
                            mutou1 += 1;
                        }
                    }else{
                        h1 = true;
                        int i = 1;
                        while(zz12[shu[1][y]][i] != 0){
                            if(zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2))) == 1){
                                if(bohe1 < zz12[shu[1][y]][i]){
                                    h1 = false;
                                    break;
                                }
                            }else if(zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2))) == 2){
                                if(mutou1 < zz12[shu[1][y]][i]){
                                    h1 = false;
                                    break;
                                }
                            }else if(zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2))) == 3){
                                if(kuangwu1 < zz12[shu[1][y]][i]){
                                    h1 = false;
                                    break;
                                }
                            }else{
                                block(1, 19);
                                cout << zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2)));
                                cout << "?????";
                                Sleep(1500);
                            }
                            i++;
                        }
                        if(h1){
                            i = 1;
                            while(zz12[shu[1][y]][i] != 0){
                                if(zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2))) == 1){
                                    zz15[shu[1][y]]++;
                                    bohe1 -= zz12[shu[1][y]][i];
                                    zz12[shu[1][y]][i] = (int)(pow(zz17[shu[1][y]], zz15[shu[1][y]]) * zz16[shu[1][y]][i] * 100 + 0.5) / 100.0;
                                }else if(zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2))) == 2){
                                    zz15[shu[1][y]]++;
                                    mutou1 -= zz12[shu[1][y]][i];
                                    zz12[shu[1][y]][i] = (int)(pow(zz17[shu[1][y]], zz15[shu[1][y]]) * zz16[shu[1][y]][i] * 100 + 0.5) / 100.0;
                                }else if(zz13[shu[1][y]] % (int)(pow(10, i * 2)) / (int)(pow(10, (i * 2 - 2))) == 3){
                                    zz15[shu[1][y]]++;
                                    kuangwu1 -= zz12[shu[1][y]][i];
                                    zz12[shu[1][y]][i] = (int)(pow(zz17[shu[1][y]], zz15[shu[1][y]]) * zz16[shu[1][y]][i] * 100 + 0.5) / 100.0;
                                }
                                i++;
                            }
                            if(shu[1][y] == 4){
                                cat2 += 2;
                                catli2 += 75;
                                if(!z1[1]){
                                    hengl++;
                                    heng[2] = 2;
                                    heng[3] = 4;
                                    shul[2] = 1;
                                    z1[1] = true;
                                    shul[1]++;
                                    shu[1][5] = 5;
                                    output0();
                                }
                            }else if(shu[1][y] == 5){
                                keji2 += 250;
                                if(!z1[2]){
                                    hengl++;
                                    heng[3] = 3;
                                    heng[4] = 4;
                                    shu[2][2] = 3;
                                    shul[2]++;
                                    z1[2] = true;
                                }
                            }else if(shu[1][y] == 6){
                                bohe2 += 5000;
                                mutou2 += 200;
                                kuangwu2 += 250;
                            }else if(shu[1][y] == 7){
                                if(!z1[3]){
                                    shul[2]++;
                                    shu[2][shul[2]] = 5;
                                    sort(shu[2] + 1, shu[2] + shul[2] + 1, pai2);
                                    shul[1]++;
                                    shu[1][shul[1]] = 8;
                                    sort(shu[1] + 1, shu[1] + shul[1] + 1, pai1);
                                    z1[3] = true;
                                }
                            }
                        }
                    }
                    output1();
                }else if(heng[x] == 2){
                    if(zz22 > 0){
                        zz21[shu[2][y]]++;
                        zz22--;
                        output2();
                    }
                }else if(heng[x] == 3){
                    if(keji1 >= zz32[shu[3][y]]){
                        zz31[shu[3][y]] = true;
                        keji1 -= zz32[shu[3][y]];
                        if(shu[3][y] == 1){
                            shul[3] = 1;
                            shu[3][1] = 2;
                            output_1();
                        }else if(shu[3][y] == 2) {
                            shul[3] = 2;
                            shu[3][1] = 3;
                            shu[3][2] = 4;
                            shu[2][2] = 2;
                            shu[2][3] = 3;
                            shul[2]++;
                            shul[1]++;
                            shu[1][6] = 6;
                        }else if(shu[3][y] == 3){
                            shu[3][y] = 5;
                            shul[2]++;
                            shu[2][shul[2]] = 4;
                            sort(shu[2] + 1, shu[2] + 1 + shul[2], pai2);
                            xinqing1 = true;
                        }else if(shu[3][y] == 4){
                            shu[3][y] = 6;
                            shul[1]++;
                            shu[1][shul[1]] = 7;
                            sort(shu[1] + 1, shu[1] + 1 + shul[1], pai1);
                        }
                        output3();
                    }
                }
            }else if(check('2')){
                if(heng[x] == 1){
    
                }else if(heng[x] == 2){
                    if(zz21[shu[2][y]] > 0){
                        zz21[shu[2][y]]--;
                        zz22++;
                        output2();
                    }
                }
            }else if(check('3')){
                if(heng[x] == 1){
    
                }else if(heng[x] == 2){
                    if(shu[2][y] == 4 && catli1 >= 100){
                        catli1 -= 100;
                        srand(time(NULL));
                        int sui1 = (rand() % 2001) + 3000;
                        int sui2 = (rand() % 1001);
                        int sui3 = (rand() % 3);
                        maopi1 = true;
                        maopi += sui1 / 100.0;
                        if(sui3 == 0){
                            xiangya1 = true;
                            xiangya += sui2 / 100.0; 
                        }
                    }
                }
            }
            if(tim1 == 1){
                bohe1 += zz15[2] * 0.063 * 1.5;
            }else if(tim1 == 4){
                bohe1 += zz15[2] * 0.063 * 0.25;
            }else{
                bohe1 += zz15[2] * 0.063;
            }
            bohe1 -= cat1 * 0.4; 
            mutou1 += zz21[1] * 0.009 * xinqing / 100;
            bohe1 += zz21[2] * 0.5 * xinqing / 100;
            keji1 += zz21[3] * 0.0175 * (1 + 0.1 * zz15[5]) * xinqing / 100;
            catli1 += zz21[4] * 0.03 * xinqing / 100;
            kuangwu1 += zz21[5] * 0.025 * (1 + 0.2 * zz15[7]) * xinqing / 100;
            if(maopi > 0){
                maopi -= cat1 * 0.005;
                if(maopi < 0){
                    maopi = 0;
                }
            }
            if(xiangya > 0){
                xiangya -= cat1 * 0.0035;
                if(xiangya < 0){
                    xiangya = 0;
                }
            }
            if(!xinqing1 && cat1 > 4){
                xinqing1 = true;
            }
            xinqing = 100 - max(cat1 * 2 - 10, 0);
            if(maopi > 0){
                xinqing += 10;
            }
            if(xiangya > 0){
                xinqing += 10;
            }
            if(bohe1 <= 0 && cat1 > 0){
                timm2 = 0;
                bohe1 = 0;
                timm1++;
                if(timm1 == 54){
                    cat1--;
                    if(zz22 <= 0){
                        for(int i = 1; i <= shul[2]; i++){
                            if(zz21[shu[2][i]] > 0){
                                zz21[shu[2][i]]--;
                                break; 
                            }
                        }
                    }else{
                        zz22--;
                    }
                    timm1 = 0;
                }
            }else{
                timm1 = 0;
                if(cat2 > cat1){
                    timm2++;
                    if(timm2 == 108){
                        cat1++;
                        zz22++;
                        timm2 = 0;
                    }
                }
            }
            if(z1[30] == 0 && cat2 >= 8){
                hengs[2] = "村庄";
                z1[30]++;
            }
            Sleep(100);
            tim3++;
        }
        return 0;
    }
    ```
    
    文采!
    
    英语不及格,说明我爱国;
    
    语文不及格,恋爱没资格;
    
    物理不及格,电死不负责;
    
    化学不及格,硫酸也喝得;
    
    政治不及格,老师没道德;
    
    信息不及格,网吧要打折;
    
    数学不及格,突出我性格;
    
    历史不及格,社会要改革;
    
    全科不及格,老妈动真格!
    
    语文老师一回头,此地空余黄鹤楼。
    
    数学老师一回头,二次函数对称轴。
    
    英语老师一回头,sorry加上thank you。
    
    化学老师一回头,二氧化碳变汽油。
    
    物理老师一回头,一跟杠杆撬地球。
    
    生物老师一回头,试管婴儿水中游。
    
    地理老师一回头,大陆版块乱漂流。
    
    历史老师一回头,秦始皇来推铅球。
    
    劳技老师一回头,破铜烂铁来走秀。
    
    政治老师一回头,布什改行卖豆油。
    
    美术老师一回头,蒙娜丽莎也风流。
    
    体育老师一回头,奥运取消打篮球。
    
    电脑老师一回头,学生全成阿Q友。
    
    全体老师一回头,世界人民没自由。
    
    "AC=Answer Coarse=粗劣的答案"
    
    "WA=Wonderful Answer=好答案"
    
    "TLE=Time Limit Enough=时间充裕"
    
    "MLE=Memory Limit Enough=内存充裕"
    
    "CE=Compile Easily=轻松通过编译"
    
    "RE=Run Excellently=完美运行"
    
    "UKE=Unbelievablly Keep Enough Score=难以置信地保持足够的分数"
    
    "AU=All Unaccepted=全都不正确"
    
    骗分过样例,暴力出奇迹。
    
    数学先打表,DP看运气。
    
    穷举TLE,递推UKE。
    
    模拟MLE,贪心还CE。
    
    想要骗到分,就要有方法。
    
    图论背模板,数论背公式。
    
    动规背方程,高精背代码。
    
    如果都没背,干脆输样例。
    
    模拟只会猜题意,贪心只能过样例;
    
    数学上来先打表,DP一般看规律.
    
    组合数学靠运气,计算几何瞎暴力;
    
    图论强行套模板,数论只会GCD.
    
    递归递推伤不起,搜索茫然TLE;
    
    分治做得像枚举,暴力枚举数第一.
    
    数据结构干瞪眼,怒刷水题找信心;
    
    涨姿势也不容易,考试一来全懵逼!
    
    > 灵魂问题:你的爸爸还有你的妈妈掉进了水里,你会吃什么???
    > 答案是:吃席。
    > ![image](/file/1159/4h20oDDQP3OCbfDQVHhR7.gif)
    
    他,是一个蒟蒻,~~终于编程~~(啊呸)忠于编程,创造了0个奇迹!!!!!!在L2 时写下了这个游戏 ↓  ↓  ↓  ↓  ↓
    
    ```
    using namespace std;
    int main(){
    	int a, b, c;
    	string e;
    	string come;
    	string x,d;
    	string g;
    	cout << "作者:李诗特(一个大蒟蒻)" << endl;
    	cout << "是原创的!! 是原创的!! 是原创的!! (重要的事情说三遍)" << endl;
    	cout << "在这一个地方,我们有一次惊心动魄的冒险!" << endl;
    	cout << "come的喂" << endl;
    	cout << "请输入ABC" << endl;
    	cin >> come;
    	else {
    		cout << "输入错误" << endl;
    		cout << "你(嗝)了" << endl;
    	}
    	cin >> come;
    	if(come == "ABC" || come == "abc"){
    		cout << "冒险开始了!" << endl;
    		cout << "你要去哪里" << endl;
    		cout << "1,大街 2,超市 3,警察局 4,厕所 " << endl;
    		cin >> b;
    		if(b == 1){
    			cout << "你的对面来了一辆车,是否进攻?";
    			cout << endl;
    			cin >> x;
    			if(x == "是"){
    				cout << "你被车撞了" << endl;
    				cout << "你(嗝)了"; 
    			}
    			else{
    				cout << "你逃跑了" << endl;
    				cout << "但是!!!你不小心被迎面飞来的钢针扎入手臂"<< endl;
    				cout << "你到了医院,前面有100个人,是否等待?" << endl;
    				cin >> d;
    				if(d == "是") cout << "你失血过多" << endl << "你(嗝)了";
    				else{
    					cout << "你与别人发生争执"<< endl;
    					cout << "你(嗝)了";
    					return 0;
    				}
    			}
    		}else if(b == 2){
    			cout << "请输入点赞" << endl;
    			cin >> e;
    			if(e == "点赞"){
    				cout << "你还是(嗝)了" ; 	
    			}
    			else cout << "输入错误!!!"; 
    		}else if(b == 3){
    			cout << "你被关监狱里了" << endl;
    			cout << "你(嗝)了"; 
    		}else if(b == 4){
    			cout << "你进入了厕所,发现了一只大聪明,是否进攻?" << endl;
    			cout << "1,进攻 2,逃跑" << endl; 
    			cin >> c;
    			if(c == 1){
    				cout << "大聪明负伤逃跑了,是否追上去?"<< endl;
    				cin >> g;
    				if(g == "是"){ 
    					cout << "大聪明被你打死了" << endl;
    					cout << "你获得了vip特权!!!" << endl; 
    					system("color 10");
    					system("color 10");
    	                system("color 20");
    	                system("color 30");
    	                system("color 40");
    	                system("color 50");
    	                system("color 60");
    	                system("color 70");
    					cout << "你赢了!!!!!!!!!!" << endl;
    				}
    				else {
    					cout << "大聪明跑了" << endl;
    					cout << "因为你太(胖)了,所以——"<< endl;
    					cout << "你还是(嗝)了" << endl;
    				}
    			}else{
    				cout << "你(嗝)了"; 
    			}
    		}else{
    			cout << "输入错误!";
    		}
    	}else{
    		cout << "输入错误!";
    	}
    	cout << "冒险结束";
    	cout << endl << "关注";
    	cout << endl << "关注我,我会持续加强游戏的!!!" ;
    	return 0;
    }
    ```
    
    ![image](/file/1159/xXvzUgqx9bCYfC3FexY9Q.png)
    
    10.26:
    排名:177
    AC:193
    
    10.30:
    排名:182(又掉了!!!)
    AC:195
    
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